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Welcome, Aspiring Dark Wizard
You're about to embark on a journey through the most controversial—and let's be honest, the most successful—Dark Arts textbook ever written.
This digital grimoire contains the wisdom of Tonald Dump, the self-proclaimed greatest dark wizard of our age. Whether you're here to master the art of unwavering self-confidence, learn to control narratives like a true master, or simply witness the most tremendous magical education ever compiled—you've come to the right place.
"The most important book since the founding of Hogwarts. Maybe ever."
- Tonald Dump (about his own book)